Practice game writing! Learn from an industry professional! Have fun! You may have an idea of what game writers actually do. You may not. And hey, this talk will not answer that definitively. But it WILL give you a series of scenarios, based on real examples, exaggerated for effect, to get hands-on practice taking on the kinds of writing challenges you deal with in the industry. Volunteers will take part in challenges, share their work, and get constructive feedback from the speaker in a fun and fast-paced environment. This talk is interactive – come prepared to participate!